Stop Shuler

When we chose to start this cause, we didn’t realize we’d end up following the twists and turns of one of the more idiotic races in recent memory. Remember the whole debate thing, where Shuler couldn’t do it because he doesn’t work on Sundays? Well, they finally set up a debate — a radio [...]

Well, the election is less than week away. Shuler is up in the polls, he didn’t crumble under the pressure and drop out of the race during our interview, and Norv Turner won’t even talk to us.
We think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part, [...]

After our landmark interview with Heath Shuler the other day, we figured it would be only fair if we asked Shuler’s former coach, Norv Turner, to comment on what Heath had to say. Sure, he may be busy preparing the mighty 49ers offense for another ass-kicking, but we figured that he’d want to refute some [...]

So, a few weeks ago, we sent a playful email to Shuler’s press guy, asking for an interview. We didn’t think anything would come of it, to be honest. In fact, we were thinking of turning it into a part of the site like, "Why won’t Heath Shuler face the truth?" or "Day 12 of [...]

One of the main points of the Stop Shuler Manifesto is that the Redskins are finally getting things right, and having Heath Shuler back in town could screw all that up. Yes, we know, it’s not really deep stuff, like proposing to give the workers the control of the means of production or anything. Nonetheless, [...]

Finally, we have an explanation for why Shuler was such a failure in the NFL. Bad coaching? Foot injuries? Too dumb? Nope — he just doesn’t work on Sundays.
For those of you with better things to do than to follow this campaign (which, quite frankly, we hope is all of you), you have missed a [...]

Finally, someone in the media is doing their job. From the esteemed pages of Sports Illustrated:
Heath Shuler fizzled as a top Redskins draft pick. Now he wants to return to D.C. as a congressman
In the 19 games Heath Shuler spent taking snaps for the Washington Redskins in the mid-1990s, the team went 4-15. His quarterback [...]

There is no conceivable way that the Redskins could lose at home to the 0-5 Titans, right? I mean, the team has the talent, the coaching, the fans, the resources, everything — there’s just no way.
So how did it happen? Could it be that the "stench of failure" that we have been concerned that [...]

In another example of how the Mainstream Media is ignoring the important issues at hand, the Washington Post wrote an article about how, well, just plum attractive the Democratic candidates are this year. Instead of writing an expose on how bad an QB Heath was for their hometown NFL team, they chose to talk about [...]