Shuler not stopped
Well, as you may have heard, Heath Shuler was elected to Congress today.
Back in January, when we found out Heath Shuler was running for Congress, we thought, "wouldn’t it be funny to oppose his bid, purely on football reasons?" We think the conclusion, after all of this, is yes. Yes it was.
We did this [...]
Can we just skip to the election already?
When we chose to start this cause, we didn’t realize we’d end up following the twists and turns of one of the more idiotic races in recent memory. Remember the whole debate thing, where Shuler couldn’t do it because he doesn’t work on Sundays? Well, they finally set up a debate — a radio [...]
Read moreOur final demands
Well, the election is less than week away. Shuler is up in the polls, he didn’t crumble under the pressure and drop out of the race during our interview, and Norv Turner won’t even talk to us.
We think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part, [...]