Introducing… The Stop Shuler Store!

The holidays will be here before you know it — so show that special someone you care with Official Stop Shuler Merchandise.
We have stickers, hats, and T-Shirts, all with that special logo that tells people "I think Heath Shuler was a terrible NFL Quarterback, and I would like him stopped, thank you very much."
We’re hoping to make enough off the merchandise sales to buy a faux leather Redskins helmet or even, if you guys are really generous, a customized Redskins jersey that says "Stop Shuler" on it.
We appreciate your support.

Whoever is responsible for this lame site is a total jerk!
I hope Heath Shuler wins your election by a landslide!
We don’t need another brainless Republican in any office, we need more Democrats to turn this country right side up since G Dubbya screwed us so bad!!
Also,at least Heath Shuler has values and he’s alot more pleasant to look at than his desperate opponent!
You sure! Use! A lot! Of! Exclamation points!!