What we did on our summer vacation

We received the following email yesterday:

Dude — I am a NC 11th district voter.
Where the hell have you been? How dare you abandon us during our recent heat wave???

You asked for suggestions for keeping Mr. "I sucked in the NFL but hurt my toe and got $20 million so I can run for congress" out of Washington. There’s a nasty attitude around here about all things political — people are pissed in general and "Hurt toe boy" isn’t doing anything but adding to the confusion.

We need you, dude.

It’s only about 80 days until showtime!
If people here are dumb enough to send Hurt toe boy back to DC. — as a congressman — you and the Redskins are on your own!

Hope you enjoyed your vacation — now get your ass back to work!!

Your fan,
Steve

Well, fear not voters. We took some time off since nothing happens during the summer of a campaign, and we were busy watching the Orioles and Nationals sink to the bottoms of their respective leagues. Now that (as Steve mentions) we are less than 80 days until the election, and football season is starting again, we are back in business.

By the way, the phrase "Clinton Portis’s shoulder" shall not be mentioned again.

Comments
  • DJ

    I cant believe that you dont have anything better to do than harrass this guy. What do you do for a living that is so great? Waste time running a blog about someone who is trying to do things with his life? Get off him freak… Why dont you start an anti-ACLU blog if you want to write about something that could possibly help America…..jackass

  • Boomski

    Is this site for real? I think this is the funniest site I have ever seen. Because he can’t play qb he therefore can’t be in congress? When you say it outloud it sounds retarded. Because you can’t think correctly you therefore never should be able to think again. Please shoot your self in the face before you have kids.

  • Michael Potter

    I think this website is wonderful, I am working on a big project for school and I have been assigned to this race, Alot of litereature I have found on this race, as well as websights have played up this websights role in the election, which is AWESOME.