Washington, DC — A Better City Without Heath Shuler
There is no question that the Washington Redskins are better of without Heath Shuler. What people may not realize is that the entire city of Washington is better off. Let’s examine DC during the Shuler years vs. today.
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The Shuler Era |
Today |
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Mayor |
Marion Barry |
Not Marion Barry |
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Baseball Team? |
No |
Yes |
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Downtown |
Good place for Mike Morgan to score some of the sticky-icky-icky |
Good place to get dinner, or go to a hockey or basketball game |
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Basketball Team |
The Bullets, who sucked |
The Wizards, who made it to the second round of the playoffs in 2005 |
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Murders per year |
Over 400 |
Less than 200 |
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Vote in Congress? |
No |
No |
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Times our house was broken into |
1 |
0 |
See, DC is conclusively better in all categories (except that little having a vote in Congress thing). So, please, help your Nation’s Capital — Stop Shuler.
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you need some relevance in your argument if you want to smear Schuller. As it is youre making no sense. not even a “nice try”