To stop Shuler, it means somebody else has to win. So, who are the somebody elses?

Shuler’s Primary Opponent: Michael Morgan
Website: http://cmmorgan4congress.com/

Apparently, he is running for Congress because he got pulled over by the cops after eating some BBQ (read the story). He once served a stretch in federal prison for voluntary manslaughter. However, it appears his main ideology is to represent “the huge disenfranchised segment of our society who, like me, doesn’t think it is criminal to smoke pot.” He apparently feels that one of the reasons that people don’t vote is because no one is standing up for their right to toke up.

So, in summary, he’s pro-pot, pro-choice, anti-gun control, and shot David Anthony "Fat Man" Harvey to death in the Pisgah National Forest because Harvey was macking on his girlfriend. We urge you to elect him to Congress and we’ll hook him up with our buddy “T-Bone” when he gets here. T-Bone’s Chronic is, quite frankly, tha bomb.

Shuler’s Potential General Election Opponent: Charles Taylor
Website: http://charlestaylor.house.gov/

Charles Taylor appears to be your standard, run of the mill, crooked politician. He takes money from Indian tribes and Jack Abramoff; might have gotten illegal loans; and maybe didn’t pay all of his taxes. I mean, this is pretty standard stuff – this guy is no Duke Cunnigham or Tom DeLay. Besides, the point is, he came to Congress in 1991. What happened in 1991? The Redskins won the Super Bowl, that’s what. That’s good enough to get our endorsement (A side note – one of the reasons he won’t return any of the money Abramoff gave him is because he has already spent it. We love this guy).

The Third Option: A Write In Candidate
You don’t have to be satisfied with the pothead killer or the crook. Perhaps we can organize a write-in campaign – the obvious choice would be Gus Frerrotte, but we’re open to suggestions.