That’s what Shuler says in this article in the Washington Post (from October) titled "Seeking a 2nd Term in Washington."

The highlights, outside that he thinks Gibbs is a better coach than Norv (well, duh):

• They let him visit Redskins Park. We would think that there would be an electrified Shuler Fence around the entire complex. Brunell & Campbell don’t need the stench of Shuler’s failure rubbing off on them.
• Clinton urged him to run for Congress. Our man Slick Willie should know better. Is it that he is blinded by partisan politics, or that he has been in NY so long? He even joked about Shuler getting more heat on the front of the Post than he did. Why would he want him to come back?
• He named his Children "Navy" and "Island." We try not to make fun of what people name their kids — everybody is entitled to go their own way, we feel. But why the nautical theme? Were his alternatives "Starboard" and "Shiver Me Timbers"?

By the way, the Clinton reference does make us nostalgic a bit. Today’s scandals — lobbyists, press leaks, campaign contributions — pale in comparison to L’Affaire Lewinksy. We can remember watching the helicopter footage of the vans with the Starr Report driving to the Capitol (in LA, the news choppers follow high-speed chases, in DC, they follow documents). Every time we thought it couldn’t get raunchier or crazier, it did.

If we had to bring back one newsmaker from that era, we’d much rather it be Bill than Heath.